Monday, December 31, 2007
Thursday, December 27, 2007
The Scientist - Natasha Bedingfield (Clodplay cover)
Come up to meet you, tell you Im sorry
You dont know how lovely you are
I had to find you, tell you I need you
Tell you I set you apart
Tell me your secrets, and ask me your questions
Oh lets go back to the start
Running in circles, coming up tails
Heads on a silence apart
Nobody said it was easy
Oh its such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said that it would be this hard
Oh take me back to the start
I was just guessing at numbers and figures
Pulling your puzzles apart
Questions of science, science and progress
Do not speak as loud as my heart
Tell me you love me, come back and haunt me
Oh and I rush to the start
Running in circles, chasing our tails
Coming back as we are
Nobody said it was easy
Oh its such a shame for us to part
Nobody said it was easy
No one ever said it would be so hard
Im going back to the start
[By Coldplay]
Sunday, December 23, 2007
Saturday, December 15, 2007
When girls don't put out!!
This was written by a guy ... it's pretty damn smart.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Girls -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'
I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'
I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Non abbiam bisogno di parole - Ron
Adesso vieni qui,
e chiudi dolcemente gli occhi tuoi,
vedrai che la tristezza passerà,
e il resto poi chissà,
verrà domani.
Voglio star con te,
baciare le tue labbra
dirti che,
in questo tempo dove tutto passa,
dove tutto cambia.
Noi siamo ancora qua.
E non abbiam bisogno di parole,
per spiegare quello che è nascosto in fondo al nostro cuore,
ma ti solleverò tutte le volte che cadrai,
raccoglierò i tuoi fiori che per strada perderai
seguirò il tuo volo senza interferire mai,
per quello che voglio è stare insieme a te,
senza catene stare insieme a te.
Vieni più vicino
e sciogli i tuoi capelli amore mio,
il sole ti accarezza e ti accarezzo anche io,
e tu sei una rosa rossa.
Vieni più vicino
e accendi questo fuoco amore mio,
e brucieranno tutte le paure,
adesso lasciati andare.
E non abbiam bisogno di parole,
per spiegare quello che è nascosto in fondo al nostro cuore,
ma ti solleverò tutte le volte che cadrai,
raccoglierò i tuoi fiori che per strada perderai
e seguirò il tuo volo senza interferire mai,
perchè quello che voglio è stare insieme a te,
senza catene stare insieme a te.
Ma ti solleverò tutte le volte che cadrai,
raccoglierò i tuoi fiori che per strada perderai
e seguirò il tuo volo senza interferire mai,
perchè quello che voglio è stare insieme a te,
senza catene stare insieme a te.
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
Yes, you are Tunisian when…
1.You have 5 o’clock morning cravings for lablabi (or bambalouni?)
2.You have watched at least once in your life a full episode of Guadaluppe or Manuela
3.If you’re from “banlieue”, everything else is province, and you despise them
4.If you’re not from banlieue, you despise banlieue but secretly wish you lived there
5.Not supporting the same football team is the underlying reason you can’t stand your brother in law
6.You begin your sentences by the “z***” word
7.You end your sentences by the “z***” word
8.You regularly have phone calls from some aunt trying to fix you up with some very good “wild or bent 3ayla”
9.You made your first “melyoun” when you passed your “bac”
10.You are familiar with street poetry: “chbih elfraise mal a l’aise, chbih ellouze membouze…”
11.You would kill for a mloukhia abroad
12.You hate "tounes"
13.You love "tounes"
14.You automatically start whispering when you speak about anything remotely related to politics
15.You could -seriously- start a fight to be the one to pay for the bill
16.You have an 80% debt rate but still manage to buy the last Mercedes
17.If you're a girl; Gucci, Dolce and Salvatore are the reasons you go to work in the morning
18.If you're a girl you turn blond at one point or another
19.If you're a girl you can't have your nails done without "couloirs"
20.Someone threatened you with a chleka at one point or another
21.You put tuna on pizza and pasta
22.You waited 10 years before seeing your first banana
23.You think you don't need a visa to go to Marseilles
24.You think Bouga Sider is the greatest invention after A/C
25.You know the old guy with a cat in Sidi Bou
26.You can pull off a white suit and a mashmoum
27.Purple is your color ;)
28.You only know one avenue: 7 November
29.Cats understand it when you say “kssss”
30.You manifest Happiness by the 2 words “mouch norrmal”
31.Your mother always says she’s a "beldia"
32.You know what's an LNA
33.You know at least 10 jokes on Libyans and Hairdressers
34.You're a "house music terrorist" i.e. u ONLY listen to house music
35.You're alcoholic
36.If you live abroad, you have a bottle of water in the bathroom...
37.You Never EVER change the places you go out to i.e.: calypso in the summer, grand bleu in the winter ok… spoon
38.Shouting is just the way you speak
39.You eat harissa with about everything
40.While being open-minded, tolerant etc… you are fundamentally convinced nothing, NOTHING equals being a Tounsi, Tounsia
41.You can’t wait to leave ‘tounes’
42.You can’t wait to come back to ‘tounes”
Hassilou mella nahna…
2.You have watched at least once in your life a full episode of Guadaluppe or Manuela
3.If you’re from “banlieue”, everything else is province, and you despise them
4.If you’re not from banlieue, you despise banlieue but secretly wish you lived there
5.Not supporting the same football team is the underlying reason you can’t stand your brother in law
6.You begin your sentences by the “z***” word
7.You end your sentences by the “z***” word
8.You regularly have phone calls from some aunt trying to fix you up with some very good “wild or bent 3ayla”
9.You made your first “melyoun” when you passed your “bac”
10.You are familiar with street poetry: “chbih elfraise mal a l’aise, chbih ellouze membouze…”
11.You would kill for a mloukhia abroad
12.You hate "tounes"
13.You love "tounes"
14.You automatically start whispering when you speak about anything remotely related to politics
15.You could -seriously- start a fight to be the one to pay for the bill
16.You have an 80% debt rate but still manage to buy the last Mercedes
17.If you're a girl; Gucci, Dolce and Salvatore are the reasons you go to work in the morning
18.If you're a girl you turn blond at one point or another
19.If you're a girl you can't have your nails done without "couloirs"
20.Someone threatened you with a chleka at one point or another
21.You put tuna on pizza and pasta
22.You waited 10 years before seeing your first banana
23.You think you don't need a visa to go to Marseilles
24.You think Bouga Sider is the greatest invention after A/C
25.You know the old guy with a cat in Sidi Bou
26.You can pull off a white suit and a mashmoum
27.Purple is your color ;)
28.You only know one avenue: 7 November
29.Cats understand it when you say “kssss”
30.You manifest Happiness by the 2 words “mouch norrmal”
31.Your mother always says she’s a "beldia"
32.You know what's an LNA
33.You know at least 10 jokes on Libyans and Hairdressers
34.You're a "house music terrorist" i.e. u ONLY listen to house music
35.You're alcoholic
36.If you live abroad, you have a bottle of water in the bathroom...
37.You Never EVER change the places you go out to i.e.: calypso in the summer, grand bleu in the winter ok… spoon
38.Shouting is just the way you speak
39.You eat harissa with about everything
40.While being open-minded, tolerant etc… you are fundamentally convinced nothing, NOTHING equals being a Tounsi, Tounsia
41.You can’t wait to leave ‘tounes’
42.You can’t wait to come back to ‘tounes”
Hassilou mella nahna…
Wednesday, December 05, 2007
Sempre e per sempre - Francesco de Gregori
Pioggia e sole
cambiano
la faccia alle persone
Fanno il diavolo a quattro nel cuore e passano
e tornano
e non la smettono mai
Sempre e per sempre tu
ricordati
dovunque sei,
se mi cercherai
Sempre e per sempre
dalla stessa parte mi troverai
Ho visto gente andare, perdersi e tornare
e perdersi ancora
e tendere la mano a mani vuote
E con le stesse scarpe camminare
per diverse strade
o con diverse scarpe
su una strada sola
Tu non credere
se qualcuno ti dirà
che non sono più lo stesso ormai
Pioggia e sole abbaiano e mordono
ma lasciano,
lasciano il tempo che trovano
E il vero amore può
nascondersi,
confondersi
ma non può perdersi mai
Sempre e per sempre
dalla stessa parte mi troverai
Sempre e per sempre
dalla stessa parte mi troverai
Sunday, December 02, 2007
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